Monday, January 15, 2007
A Brief Consecutive by Kirby Wisdom
One With Sisyphus by Shana DeVlieger
A mixture of salt and water oozed out of my pores while a fiercely shaking hand, as if overcome by Parkinson’s Disease, inched over to the computer mouse, guiding it to the print button. This was the moment I’d been looking forward to for almost three hours. A five paragraph essay, my first, was what I had been slaving over, working so hard to impress my idol. Mrs. McMichael was going to love it. She had to! Roget’s fire engine red binding had faded to a pale pink under the duress of four desperate digits seeking the enlightenment of my literary luminary.
Ink cartridges groaned as they toiled to spread the epidemic of ink to white paper. The hard drive creaked. The keyboard started to shiver; it was a paper jam. The Hewlett Packard had to reboot every time there was a paper jam because it had been so well “loved,” as my mom used to say. That was it. With an inferno of frustration consuming my head, I kicked the product of plastic, superglue, and metal.
My life was over. The monster gave one last dying moan and retired to its side. The three-pronged plug, the two-inch needle my life was balanced so charily balanced on, ejected from the socket. The screen turned an ebony black. How could my six years of elementary education become so pointless? I had nothing left. I returned the plug back to its home and waited to hear the sounds of a thinking computer. Metal wheels turned as an aqua screen appeared. There was hope. The symphony of grunts from the hard drive assured me that my years of Sunday Mass had paid off.
I was atheist. It was ten o’clock, two hours after the time when my mom tucks me into bed, and “FILE CANNOT BE FOUND” flashed onto the screen.
As the boulder crashed down onto me, I became one with Sisyphus.